Pivoting Mirrors


Most of Japan’s adoptions are of childless adult males who are adopted to become the heir of a family business.


pls adopt me senpai

Why and how is it that nothing beats waking up early in the morning to play my gamecube and/or 360 games back during early hs and late middle school. I used to naturally sleep 4 hrs a day, and stay up more than 24 hrs listening to Mad Hatta’s morning show every weekday at 5am. I remember playing through games using that recipe for years. Now, I get into a game and really can’t wait for it to end. I think gaming is a chore now. I gotta get more nintendo games lol.

"If I had a son, he would look like Trayvon Martin" said President Obama in his lame ass cop out to do nothing for anyone. The amount of news making cop-civilian murders lately have me wondering what the fuck Obama is even good for. This stuff won’t stop simply because we will it, too, and the police sure as hell aren’t going to anything about it. So why aren’t you doing anything about it. If you can’t, I would rather hear you say you can’t then to hear some bullshit spew from your mouth while you are on vacation. 

Idk. I just found it hard to believe that one can be an “overseer” of a country and not do shit about the people who die from the force put in to protect. The US pales deeply in comparison to the image painted for you growing up. And yet, it’s still one of the better countries. That says a lot about the world in general.

I hate when older and bigger people tell me about how they were my size when they were younger. What a fucking lie; I’ve seen some of these people when they were young and they were just as big. Just because you got lazy as fuck or remained lazy as fuck is no excuse to blame everything on your age and to try and tell me I’m only skinny because of my metabolism and not because I like to exercise. My boss is always talking about food; he comes in at 5, eats breakfast, and then is wondering about more food at 7. The only good thing about him consuming unhealthily and eating all the time is that he bet me he could lose 60 lbs by the end of september, and if he loses, he will buy me some MORE liquor.

He had stopped drinking soda for a bit, but then regressed back to drinking soda all day. Walking isn’t going to lose you those lbs if you overeat in calories, not including the sugars, and not do a more intensive exercise to counteract. 

He always like to say he wishes he could be me like me, but doesn’t follow through. It’s not hard at all. I traded soda for everything else. OJ, lemonade, tea, milk, protein shakes, and occasional soda. As far as food and exercise go, if you’re not planning on exercising, don’t plan on overindulging. I don’t exercise frequently at all (idk what gym to go to yet), so I don’t eat often.

Honestly though, it could just be something else. I do eat whatever I want (which is still not saying much because what I want is usually healthy). I could claim genetics, but the black side of my family is riddled with health problems, or at least they would be if they weren’t dead from said health problems. My dad and his family are big as shit, in terms of muscles, so idk what happened to me. My uncle is literally 6’infinity” and can throw your car out the state. 

I am like, 135lbs now. I was 100lbs when I entered HS, and 140 when I started college. 150 like half a year ago. Looking at the number actually makes me feel hella small, like a kid.

Amy, if you’re reading this; you need to fucking stop. Seriously, that shit is ridiculous. You are a submissive [as fuck] supermodel.

Anonymous said: these anons are like, "can i be racist in the rain? can i be racist on a train? can i be racist in a box? can i be racist with a fox?"







lmfaoooooooooooooo Yes!

How can I be racist if I work with blacks
How can I be racist if one sold me slacks
I’m not racist I’m just like you. I’m best friends with a black or two.

i’m not racist, you see, it’s just a preference
i love eastern culture and its women’s deference
the west lost its way with no room for clemency
If I love Asian women, how’s that white supremacy?

i’m not a racist, i can’t be, you see
my great grandma’s grandma was part cherokee
plus one time i got called “cracker” to my face
don’t we all bleed red? i don’t even see race…

I can’t be a racist, the truth is that
The woman who looks after my children is black
A Mexican cleans my house on weekends,
A Chinese lady gave me a face cleanse
The cab I take to work has an Indian man
And i get my nails done by a girl from Thailand
How can I be racist, can’t you see
I’ve got every color working for me?

whitejpeg :

I’m not racist, the n word is fine

I have left slavery far behind

Rappers say it so why can’t I?

I call my friends nigga all the time


I’m not racist but I don’t understand,
Why do criminals sneak into my land?
Besides, I know that you’re lying, a fact is a fact —
If you say you’re latinx, then why are you black?


I’m not a racist…
when I see you first

and I cross the street
while clutching my purse
it’s just my feet!

IT GOT BETTER…..This is why I love tumblr

Via Hon hon hon, titty croissant

Since I’ve started driving, I’ve noticed that I’m unbelievably fucked in the head in terms of how I think people view me. 

Everytime I take off or someone passes me up regardless of how fast I’m going (usually 40), I avoid looking at the car because I imagine the person is now wishing for me to die the most painful of death, and I really imagine this for every single person on the road. It goes farther than just people on the road, but since I drive like everyday, it quickly became noticeable.









Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

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